Microsoft Press Pass: Windows 7 Inside-Out

Microsoft PressPass: Windows 7 Inside-Out
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WHY THE STUDENTS FAIL ?

Why the students fail???


It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies means 30days. Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking means 15 days. Days left 81.
7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.
10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11 That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day???
Balance =0
How can a student pass????????

This is the drawing of The Female Brain

This is the drawing of The Female Brain

Woh Likhte Hai

Woh Likhte Hai Hamara Naam Mitti Main
Aur Mita Dete Hai
Unke Liye Ye Khel Hoga Magar
Hume To Woh Mitti Main Mila Dete Hain...

Girls are Complex Circuit

Maye ra sab somay e complex hoy.Oder chena khub kothin.1981 e ei song ta mone hoy AJ KER ADHUNIK MAYE DER JONNO THIK THAKBE.
This is download link:http://www.ziddu.com/download/2223956/OraLalona.mp3.html

CUTE LOVE STORY

A BOY HAD CANCER AND HE HAD ONE MONTH TO LIVE.
HE LIKED A GIRL WORKING IN A CD SHOP VERY MUCH. BUT HE DID NOT
TELL HER ABOUT HIS LUV. EVERYDAY HE WENT TO THE CD SHOP AND
BOUGHT A CD ONLY TO TALK TO HER. AFTER A MONTH HE DIED.
WHEN THE GIRL WENT HIS HOME AND ASKED ABOUT HIM,
HIS MOM TOLD THAT HE DIED AND TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM.....................................
SHE SAW ALL THE CD'S UNOPENED ............... THE GIRL CRIED N CRIED N FINALLY DIED.
YOU KNOW Y SHE CRIED?

ÇOZ SHE HAD KEPT HER OWN LUV LETTERS INSIDE THE CD PACKS.
SHE ALSO LUVED HIM.............


Moral of the Story: if u love someone......say to him/her directly don't wait for
the destiny to play the role..

Takar Tane R Rabindranatha er Gan-e

© BY Dibyendu Dey

Isaac Newton's Romantic Laws..........

Newton in romantic mood......and he establish the following laws

Universal law:
"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed;only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
First law:
"A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy."
Second law:
"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. "
Third law:
"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite to the force applied by the girl while slap."
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Newtons Law of Romance:
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,IT
CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND

TO ANOTHER.


Thanks 'n Regards.